Bear Necessities

Friday, September 22, 2006

Foolishness

You know the person you're talking to isn't for you when:

1) You mention going to a cafe and the response is "Why would I go to a cafe? I have coffee here." The correct retort would be, "Why should I go to a bar? I have beer here." Oh and the answer to both questions is that if you go out you'll have company.

2) They are under 50 and drink a Bud, Coors or Miller product...especially if there is a "Lite" in there anywhere. There's nothing wrong with these, but .

3) "Huh, you read..." should always make you run. you can be pretty sure they will complain about the strength of what you're drinking...no matter what it is

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