Not a Princess

Yes, it's official: I am not a princess.

A true princess would be unable to sleep on a mattress that had a pea under it, no matter how fluffy the mattress nor how many the number. One simple pea would keep her up all night only to wake up feeling black and blue.

I woke up this morning with a screw embedded in my leg (I'd been putting up a shelf in the bedroom and apparently missed a piece of hardware when I cleaned up).

Yup, no princessness for me...but at least I got screwed last night! Hee! hee!